Gallon Jokes

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.