What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.