What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.