Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.