Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.