Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.