What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.