What's the difference between Jesus and a whore?

The expression on their face when they're getting nailed.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.