What's the difference between Jesus and a whore?

The expression on their face when they're getting nailed.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

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It's never ending.

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They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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The blasfemur

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Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Whores?

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.