What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

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What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.