What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it