What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.