What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.