What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Million Leg Jokes More Million Leg Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.