What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Previous Random Joke Next

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.