What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Jerry Jokes More Jerry Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes