What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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A captive Cherokee.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What's the deal?

Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes