Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Who put these on... Superman?

her: I did

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.