He was trying to save Krypton
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He used a krypton-currency.
Noble rocks
Because krypton gas is odourless.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Between you and me, something smells.
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
Hide in the living room.
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
You take your foot off the top of their head.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Harambe tried to save the kids.
A whambulance
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.