Krypton Jokes

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

Neon Jokes More Neon Jokes

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.