What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap