How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How do you protect a valuable instrument?

A: Hide it in an accordion case.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.