How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .