What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.