What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."