What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."