What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What do you call a Mexican in quick sand?

Quatro Sinko

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog