Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.