Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.