Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.