In the Sith grade.
Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.
I don't know... it keeps changing.
A frog in a blender
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Because he overcame the dark side
Mikey Yoda.
The Sithsonian.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Sithilis