Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes