Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.