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What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Triple H Jokes More Triple H Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Jedi Master Jokes More Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Injury Jokes More Injury Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Wwe Wrestler Jokes More Wwe Wrestler Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs?

Raw