Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)