What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.