A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
Vaseline.
A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
They're both terrible without cream.
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
