How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!