How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.