How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!