How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.