What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.