Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...