How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?

The spaghetto.

What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.