How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian with erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giuseppe

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?