How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl