How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

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How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....