How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back