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CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird