CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
What did you think it would be, you racist?
A: Because they research everything.
His loving knife.
O Cristor Redundant
Give them a hand !
Citric Flaccid
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Crime
A prism.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
Because he could only make 14 point turns.
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."
