Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What do you call a confused Asian?

Disoriental.

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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Why can't Asian parents make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong