What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.