What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.