What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...