What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.