Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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How was that racist?

Me: I said "not to be racist" you must be sicker than I thought

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!