What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

People Jokes More People Jokes

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.