Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Terraformal wear.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Oh, they'll tell you.
A pao-erful change
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
Because his parents are vegetables.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
