Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Because he bawled.
Her Highness will tell you
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Not /r/movies.
The punchline
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.
No comment.
Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.