What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

What do you call a white duck?

A quacker