How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many qataris does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just make the nepalese do it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.