How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.