What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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