What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.