Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.