Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.