Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.