Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.