Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

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What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater