What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged