Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.