Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Jury Jokes More Jury Jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.