What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.