What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.