What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.