What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.