Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.