What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.